Now listen here, Mother Nature! You and I have to come to some kind of understanding! In FIVE days, it will OFFICIALLY be Autumn! I don't want anymore 97 degree temps like today! I want the clear, azure sky and crisp air that comes with Autumn!
I want to get in my shed and find my Autumn decor, but I cannot do that when it is 97 degrees outside because it is even hotter in my shed! If you choose not to cooperate, I will just end up having to make some, but I can do that too!
However, I beseech you to PLEASE bring in Autumn when it is supposed to come in. I love it outside! I have been able to go out very little during the summer because the heat makes me deathly sick, and the red bugs and mosquitoes love me, but I sure don't love them! Can I help it I am so sweet? Also, the flower beds are overgrown and need weeding.
Last year, it seems your senility was catching up with you. I mean, I know you are very old, but you didn't allow it to cool down here in the Heart of Dixie until late October! Can't we reach some kind of understanding? I'd be much obliged!
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